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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Freshly posted on X:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Freshly posted on X:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Seen just now on Discord:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

Trending via Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Trending via Pinterest:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Just landed via YouTube:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Spotted on Discord:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Funny appeal quotes

Funny appeal quotes bring a smile 😄 when life gets a little too serious! They mix wit and charm to lighten the mood, making even the toughest situations feel a bit more bearable. Whether you’re crafting a clever message or just need a laugh 😂, these playful lines add the perfect dash of humor to your day. Ready to brighten up your appeal with some cheeky fun? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

3 weeks ago

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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80 shares on WeChat this month:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

78 shares on X this month:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

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Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Twitch:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Spotted on Pinterest:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Trending via Twitch:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Live now on WeChat:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Just landed via Instagram:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Going viral on Telegram:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on Telegram:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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