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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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