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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Breaking via Instagram:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Just shared via Telegram:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Seen just now on X:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Trending via Pinterest:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Just shared via YouTube:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Live now on X:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

Funny appeal quotes

Funny appeal quotes bring a smile 😄 when life gets a little too serious! They mix wit and charm to lighten the mood, making even the toughest situations feel a bit more bearable. Whether you’re crafting a clever message or just need a laugh 😂, these playful lines add the perfect dash of humor to your day. Ready to brighten up your appeal with some cheeky fun? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

61 shares on Threads this month:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

18 shares on Discord this month:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Spotted on TikTok:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Breaking via Twitch:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Live now on Instagram:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Just shared via TikTok:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Trending via Threads:

Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Just shared via Facebook:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Going viral on Instagram:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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