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Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Live now on Slack:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Trending via Slack:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Shared recently on X:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Spotted on Instagram:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Breaking via Messenger:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Just shared via Facebook:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Funny appeal quotes

Funny appeal quotes bring a smile 😄 when life gets a little too serious! They mix wit and charm to lighten the mood, making even the toughest situations feel a bit more bearable. Whether you’re crafting a clever message or just need a laugh 😂, these playful lines add the perfect dash of humor to your day. Ready to brighten up your appeal with some cheeky fun? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

57 shares on Discord this month:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Going viral on X:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Just shared via TikTok:

About to form my very first opinion.

Trending via YouTube:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Trending via X:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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