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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

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Live now on Instagram:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Going viral on Instagram:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Live now on TikTok:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Funny appeal quotes

Funny appeal quotes bring a smile 😄 when life gets a little too serious! They mix wit and charm to lighten the mood, making even the toughest situations feel a bit more bearable. Whether you’re crafting a clever message or just need a laugh 😂, these playful lines add the perfect dash of humor to your day. Ready to brighten up your appeal with some cheeky fun? Let’s dive in! 🎉✨

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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64 shares on Telegram this month:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

44 shares on Discord this month:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

20 shares on X this month:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

73 shares on TikTok this month:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

88 shares on X this month:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

41 shares on Slack this month:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Making waves on Discord:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Trending via Slack:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Spotted on Facebook:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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