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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

Spotted on Reddit:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Making waves on Messenger:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Trending via Reddit:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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