Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

494 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,087

Funny Quotes Topics

17,241

Funny Quotes Images

15,087

Updated

Dec 19, 2025

Users Online

3,705

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Going viral on Messenger:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just shared via TikTok:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Spotted on Discord:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Shared recently on Threads:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Home » Funny Attention Span Quotes

Funny attention span quotes

Funny attention span quotes 😂💡 are the perfect way to poke fun at our short-lived focus moments! Whether you get distracted by a squirrel 🐿️ or lose track mid-sentence 🗣️, these witty sayings capture the struggle with a smile 😄. Ready for a laugh that’s as quick as your attention? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that prove we’re all a little distracted—and proud of it! 🎉📱

New funny attention span quotes 👇

All funny attention span quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

494 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,087

Funny Quotes Topics

17,241

Funny Quotes Images

15,087

Updated

Dec 19, 2025

Users Online

3,874

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Live now on Twitch:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Just landed via Discord:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴