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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Live now on WeChat:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Live now on YouTube:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Making waves on WeChat:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Live now on Facebook:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Just shared via X:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Just shared via Slack:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Just shared via Threads:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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36 shares on Discord this month:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,510

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Trending via TikTok:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Making waves on WeChat:

Source??? Pattern recognition.

Making waves on Reddit:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Shared recently on Slack:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

Trending via Instagram:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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