Funny bar fight quotes

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.