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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.