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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.