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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Going viral on Threads:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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Freshly posted on Slack:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Reported on Telegram:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Going viral on Twitch:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Going viral on Threads:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Trending via Twitch:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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