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Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I hate it when I do the math about where my money went, and it all adds up. No one robbed me; I didn’t lose it. It was really all me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Spotted on X:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Going viral on Discord:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Trending via Facebook:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

Spotted on YouTube:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Seen just now on Slack:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Trending via Reddit:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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84 shares on Snapchat this month.

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45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

82 shares on Discord this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

62 shares on X this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

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Just landed via X:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Trending via WeChat:

My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Trending via Slack:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Going bananas on Messenger:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Seen just now on Threads:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Making waves on Discord:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Shared recently on Reddit:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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