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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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Share →: What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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Ah, the joy of experiencing the unexpected sinus cleanse brought on by uncontrollable laughter! 🥂😂 Just imagine the stories you'd have to tell at parties after a comical beverage mishap like that. Who needs a boring, nose-drip-free life when you can have memorable moments like these instead? 😉👃

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Being awake is the worst.

Just landed via Slack:

Can we skip to the rich part?

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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