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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Going viral on YouTube:

My life coach traded me.

Going viral on Twitch:

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Just landed via Twitch:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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25 shares on Slack this month.

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

27 shares on Messenger this month:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

35 shares on X this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

81 shares on Slack this month:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Going viral on Reddit:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Spotted on WeChat:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Shared recently on Threads:

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Just shared via YouTube:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Making waves on Facebook:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Spotted on Reddit:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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