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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Just shared via Discord:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Just shared via Facebook:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Going viral on Facebook:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Trending via TikTok:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Just shared via Reddit:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Reported on Telegram:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Trending via Snapchat:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Just shared via Slack:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Spotted on X:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Live now on Reddit:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Spotted on X:

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

Trending via Pinterest:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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