Commentary:
๐จ Breaking News Alert! ๐จ Just in: someone ordered a life alert bracelet… but not to alert for emergencies, oh no! This person is so prepared that they're getting ready for the life they *might* have someday. ๐ Who knows, maybe that bracelet will go off with confetti and cheers when the day finally comes! ๐ #LivingMyBestAlarmistLife
