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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

Just landed via X:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Just shared via Threads:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Just landed via Twitch:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Trending via Facebook:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Reported on Reddit:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Trending via Instagram:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Reported on Snapchat:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Just landed via WeChat:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Going viral on Twitch:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Just landed via Threads:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Going viral on X:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Trending via Twitch:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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