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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Just landed via Twitch:

My love language is being sent money.

Going viral on Threads:

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Breaking via Messenger:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Going viral on Facebook:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Going viral on Reddit:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Going viral on Twitch:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Going viral on Messenger:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Just shared via Threads:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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