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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Trending via Twitch:

You’re my least favourite notification.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Going viral on Slack:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Making waves on Messenger:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Going viral on Telegram:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Going bananas on Slack:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Live now on Messenger:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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