Funny brushing teeth quotes

Funny brushing teeth quotes - I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Commentary:
Trying to save the planet one toothpaste spit at a time, but AI is over there doing the Macarena on our carbon footprint 😂🦷🤖🌍

Funny brushing teeth quotes - The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Commentary:
Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥