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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Just landed via Slack:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Making waves on Instagram:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Trending via WeChat:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

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88 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

81 shares on X this month:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Just shared via TikTok:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Making waves on Twitch:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Just landed via Discord:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Going viral on Twitch:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Making waves on X:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Spotted on Slack:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Just shared via X:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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