Funny camera tape quotes

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

41 shares on Threads this month:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.