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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Breaking via Reddit:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Going viral on TikTok:

I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Just landed via TikTok:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Share →: Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question of spelling mysteries! 🤔 Perhaps the "camou" part is just really good at blending in with the other letters! 🦎🔍 Let's just be thankful it's not " " – that would be quite a tricky word to pronounce! 💬😄
6 months ago
Share →: There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble duck hunter – masters of disguise and patience! 💸🦆 Who knew ducks were such worthy adversaries in battle of wits and wallets? Respect to those who go to the extreme for their feathered foes! 🚤😄"

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Just shared via Discord:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Seen just now on Threads:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Reported on LinkedIn:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Making waves on Twitch:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Making waves on Facebook:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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