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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

353 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,622

Funny Quotes Topics

17,673

Funny Quotes Images

15,622

Jan 12, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

Breaking via Twitch:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Making waves on Slack:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Just landed via Facebook:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Spotted on Instagram:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Spotted on Twitch:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Just shared via X:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Funny camouflage quotes

Funny camouflage quotes blend humor and hiding in the most unexpected ways 🦎😂 Whether you’re a master of blending in or just love a good laugh about disappearing acts 🕵️‍♂️🎭, these witty sayings will sneak right into your funny bone! Get ready to chuckle while staying incognito—because sometimes the best way to stand out is to vanish with a smile 😎🌿.

New funny camouflage quotes 👇

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

13 shares on X this month:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

77 shares on Threads this month:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

75 shares on Reddit this month:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

353 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,622

Funny Quotes Topics

17,673

Funny Quotes Images

15,622

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,518

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Broadcasted on X:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Spotted on YouTube:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Trending via WeChat:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Spotted on Twitch:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

Just landed via TikTok:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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