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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Spotted on Slack:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Just landed via Twitch:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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