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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Going viral on Threads:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Breaking via WeChat:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Making waves on Messenger:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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52 shares on Messenger this month:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

87 shares on Messenger this month:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

16 shares on X this month:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I think my type is a nice person.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Social media may have been a mistake.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Trending via Reddit:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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