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Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Making waves on Discord:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Making waves on Reddit:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Making waves on Slack:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Spotted on WeChat:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Freshly posted on X:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Breaking news is really breaking me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Going viral on YouTube:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Spotted on Threads:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Making waves on Slack:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Shared recently on Instagram:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Making waves on Pinterest:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

Reported on Threads:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Spotted on Discord:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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