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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Share →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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"White Lotus: where vacationing teaches you the valuable lesson that taking time off from work may lead to unexpected existential crises and shocking revelations! 🌴🛋️💼 #WorkLifeBalance"
6 months ago
Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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"Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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