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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Going bananas on Slack:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Just shared via TikTok:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Trending via WeChat:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Just shared via X:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Shared recently on Reddit:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

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79 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

50 shares on Slack this month:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A selfie only a mother could like.

86 shares on X this month:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

26 shares on Discord this month:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Spotted on Reddit:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

Making waves on Instagram:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Going viral on Discord:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Spotted on Messenger:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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