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Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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Breaking via Discord:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Freshly posted on X:

I am cassette tape years old.

Going viral on Slack:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Going viral on WeChat:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Breaking via Telegram:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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82 shares on Instagram this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

“Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

44 shares on X this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

22 shares on Slack this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Making waves on Reddit:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Making waves on Messenger:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Seen just now on Telegram:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Live now on Snapchat:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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