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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Share →: The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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Flying off the handle may be cheap, but the frequent flyer miles you'll accrue on that emotional roller coaster will cost you your peace of mind 😅🎢🚀 #KeepCalmAndStayGrounded
6 months ago
Share →: I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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"Pro tip: Keep a cheap bottle of wine handy at all times – it's like a hospitality safety net for family gatherings! 🍷😄 Just make sure it's tasty enough to avoid any awkward conversations 😉 #FamilyTime"

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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