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Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Spotted on Instagram:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Spotted on Threads:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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76 shares on Slack this month:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

45 shares on Instagram this month:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

93 shares on Reddit this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Making waves on Discord:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Just landed via Threads:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Seen just now on Instagram:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Just shared via YouTube:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Trending via YouTube:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Breaking via Slack:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Spotted on Instagram:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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