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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Just shared via Instagram:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Spotted on YouTube:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Making waves on Facebook:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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50 shades of single.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Live now on Messenger:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Reported on Telegram:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Trending via Snapchat:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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