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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Live now on LinkedIn:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Spreading quickly via X:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Just landed via Facebook:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Trending via Discord:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

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Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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Live now on Pinterest:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Trending via YouTube:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

Freshly posted on Threads:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Trending via Pinterest:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Making waves on Telegram:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Making waves on Twitch:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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