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Funny chocolate quotes

Sep 30
Share →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
Sep 25
Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
Sep 22
Share →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
Sep 22
Share →: I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Sep 22
Share →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
Sep 22
Share →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.
Sep 22
Share →: Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
Sep 22
Share →: The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.
Sep 22
Share →: My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”