36 Funny chocolate quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

  Commentary:
  Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! 🍫🥦😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

  Commentary:
  "Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

  Commentary:
  "True story: My willpower has a blackout every time chocolate enters the scene! 🍫🤷‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

  Commentary:
  🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

  Commentary:
  "Day 12 without chocolate: I didn't know my left eye could even hear, let alone choose to go on strike over chocolate! Must be holding out for the good stuff."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

  Commentary:
  Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies

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