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32 Funny chocolate quotes

Funny chocolate quotes add a sweet touch of humor to everyone’s favorite indulgence! 🍫😂 From witty remarks about chocolate cravings to playful observations on the joy of indulging in cocoa, these quotes capture the lighter side of your chocolate love. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun in every bite! 😄🍪

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

3 weeks ago

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

1 month ago

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

1 month ago

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

1 month ago

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

3 months ago

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

3 months ago

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

3 months ago

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

3 months ago

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

3 months ago

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

3 months ago

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

3 months ago

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

3 months ago

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

3 months ago

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

3 months ago

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

3 months ago

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

3 months ago

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

3 months ago

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

3 months ago

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

3 months ago

One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

3 months ago

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

3 months ago

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

3 months ago

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

3 months ago

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

3 months ago

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

3 months ago

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

3 months ago

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

3 months ago

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

3 months ago

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

3 months ago