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33 Funny chocolate quotes

Funny chocolate quotes add a sweet touch of humor to everyone’s favorite indulgence! 🍫😂 From witty remarks about chocolate cravings to playful observations on the joy of indulging in cocoa, these quotes capture the lighter side of your chocolate love. Enjoy a laugh and savor the fun in every bite! 😄🍪

2 weeks ago
View →: Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
2 months ago
View →: Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
3 months ago
View →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
3 months ago
View →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
3 months ago
View →: Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.
4 months ago
View →: Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.
4 months ago
View →: I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.
5 months ago
View →: The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.
5 months ago
View →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
5 months ago
View →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.
5 months ago
View →: Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.
5 months ago
View →: A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
5 months ago
View →: Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
5 months ago
View →: When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
5 months ago
View →: Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.
5 months ago
View →: I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.
5 months ago
View →: I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
5 months ago
View →: Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.
5 months ago
View →: How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
5 months ago
View →: Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.
5 months ago
View →: Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
5 months ago
View →: One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
5 months ago
View →: I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
5 months ago
View →: If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
5 months ago
View →: I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
5 months ago
View →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
5 months ago
View →: Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
5 months ago
View →: I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
5 months ago
View →: People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
5 months ago
View →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

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