Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Commentary:
"Who needs flowers when you can have a bouquet of delicious KitKats instead? 🍫🌸 Pro-tip: Chocolate > Petals any day! #SweetToothGoals"

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

Commentary:
Well, if Santa-shaped chocolate can cure upset stomachs, then sign me up for some Christmas magic 🎅🍫! Who needs medicine when you've got jolly ol' Saint Nick in chocolate form? 😂 #FestiveRemedies

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Commentary:
"Ah, chocolate – the ultimate magician! 🍫✨ Now you see it, now you don't! It's like a delicious game of hide and seek that always leaves us wanting more. Who can resist the art of disappearing chocolate? 🎩😋"

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Commentary:
"Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Commentary:
🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, it appears someone got the gourmet chocolate upgrade in the game of Life! 🍫💰 Who knew that chasing dreams would come with a side of sticker shock? Don't worry, you're not alone in this bougie box of surprises! 😄 #LifeGoals #ChocolateWoes

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of the chocolate lover – to eat or not to eat, that is the question! 🍫💭 One piece leads to another, and before you know it, you're on a delightful journey to chocolatey happiness! 🤣 Embrace the sweet temptation and enjoy the delicious energy boost one piece at a time!"

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone did some extensive research in the name of personal hygiene! 🍫🧼 Who knew that the key to satisfying your sweet tooth actually lies in the soap aisle? 😂 Maybe next time we'll see a soap-scented chocolate bar hit the shelves! 🚿🍫 #SweetAndClean"

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: "Eat it!". The other says: "Did you hear that? You're supposed to eat it!"

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of the chocolate lover 😂🍫 It's like there's a delicious conspiracy going on inside your head! One voice is all about indulgence, while the other is the rule-following, guilt-inducing one. But hey, who can resist the sweet siren call of chocolate, right? Dive in, and let the chocolatey adventure begin! 🎉 #ChocolateDrama #SweetToothStruggles

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Commentary:
"Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"