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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Shared recently on Facebook:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Seen just now on X:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Live now on Snapchat:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Spotted on Instagram:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Making waves on Pinterest:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Just shared via Reddit:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Trending via X:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Breaking via Telegram:

God saw you do that.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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