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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Just landed via WeChat:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Reported on Snapchat:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

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Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Trending via Pinterest:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Making waves on YouTube:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Reported on Instagram:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Just landed via Telegram:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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