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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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All I think about is death and sex.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

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