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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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Fries, not lies.

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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