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Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Just shared via YouTube:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Trending via Twitch:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Just landed via Threads:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Talking to the stars because people suck.

Going viral on Threads:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Making waves on Twitch:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

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45 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

59 shares on Slack this month:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

36 shares on Slack this month:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

24 shares on Slack this month:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Trending via Telegram:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Making waves on Instagram:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Making waves on X:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Making waves on X:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Going viral on Instagram:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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