Funny crunchy quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you may need a "Sushi" mattress instead! 🍣🛏️ Maybe next time go for a softer option to avoid feeling like you're sleeping on a tempura shrimp! 🍤😄 #CrunchyMattressProblems 🛌🚫

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