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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Just shared via Reddit:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Making waves on TikTok:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

Spotted on Discord:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

Just landed via Reddit:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Trending via Snapchat:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Just landed via Slack:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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