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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

80 shares on WeChat this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

11 shares on Discord this month:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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