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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just landed via Discord:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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