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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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