Commentary:
"Who knew that making a fortune could be as simple as playing a game of 'sinking ships' and dishing out dental advice? 😂⛵️🦷 Next time you visit the dentist, make sure to bring your A-game and maybe a life jacket! 🚢💸 #DentistLife"
26 Funny dentist quotes
Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.
Commentary:
"True, the dentist may make you say 'ahh,' but they won't make you say 'eww, get on the scale.' 😆🦷 #DentistWins"
Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”
Commentary:
"Trying to catch some Z's but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted"
You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.
Commentary:
"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"
Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!
Commentary:
Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama
So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”
Commentary:
Living in a whirlwind of chaos, but cavity-free teeth are a priority! 😬🦷🚗💥