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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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