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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Reported on WeChat:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Share →: Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Spotted on YouTube:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Trending via Discord:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Just landed via Messenger:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Reported on Messenger:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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