Funny different person quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"

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