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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

Making waves on Twitch:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Breaking via YouTube:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Making waves on Facebook:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Breaking via Discord:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Trending via Discord:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Making waves on Messenger:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Making waves on Facebook:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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97 shares on WeChat this month:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

39 shares on X this month:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

94 shares on X this month:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Going viral on X:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Trending via Telegram:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Live now on Reddit:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Just shared via WeChat:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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