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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Reported on YouTube:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

Spotted on X:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Reported on Instagram:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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