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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,514

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Just shared via Discord:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Spotted on Twitch:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Going viral on Slack:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Spotted on YouTube:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Just landed via Threads:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Just shared via Slack:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

35 shares on Reddit this month:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

14 shares on X this month:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,526

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Spotted on YouTube:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Going viral on Discord:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Spotted on Instagram:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Just shared via Messenger:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Live now on Facebook:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Spotted on Twitch:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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