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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Trending via YouTube:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Making waves on Instagram:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Going viral on Instagram:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Going viral on Instagram:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Making waves on Slack:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Going viral on Threads:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Trending via Facebook:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Just shared via WeChat:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Seen just now on X:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Reported on Pinterest:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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