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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Spotted on Telegram:

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

Trending via WeChat:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

Trending via TikTok:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Just landed via Slack:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

21 shares on X this month:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

32 shares on X this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Trending via Reddit:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

Trending via WeChat:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Just shared via Messenger:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Going viral on TikTok:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Just shared via X:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Just shared via Messenger:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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