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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.