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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.