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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Spotted on X:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Going bananas on Telegram:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

Spotted on YouTube:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Shared recently on Slack:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Breaking via Instagram:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Funny end times quotes

Funny end times quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of the world’s grand finale 🌍💥 Whether you’re prepping for doom or just love a good laugh 😂, these witty sayings turn apocalypse anxiety into pure entertainment 🎭🔥 Get ready to chuckle through chaos and find humor in the unexpected 🤪✨ Because sometimes, the end of the world calls for a little comic relief!

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

35 shares on Threads this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

14 shares on X this month:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Going viral on X:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Breaking via Instagram:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Trending via Threads:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Going viral on X:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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