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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on YouTube:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Making waves on WeChat:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Going viral on Instagram:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Trending via Reddit:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Just shared via X:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Trending via TikTok:

Life update: it’s getting worse.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

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98 shares on Slack this month:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,387

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Just shared via Twitch:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Going viral on Telegram:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Spotted on Messenger:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Shared recently on Slack:

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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