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Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

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15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Just shared via YouTube:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Seen just now on Threads:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Freshly posted on X:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Going viral on Slack:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Going viral on Instagram:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Just shared via Threads:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

36 shares on X this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,537

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Seen just now on Slack:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Spotted on YouTube:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Spotted on Discord:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Just shared via Discord:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

Making waves on YouTube:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Just shared via Reddit:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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