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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I would prefer not to.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Seen just now on Threads:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Going viral on WeChat:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Reported on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Just landed via X:

After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

Trending via Reddit:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Making waves on Slack:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Life is short, flirt with me!

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

Making waves on X:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Shared recently on Slack:

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Making waves on Slack:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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