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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Trending via Discord:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Just shared via X:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Going viral on Instagram:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Just shared via Messenger:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Trending via YouTube:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Trending via Pinterest:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

84 shares on X this month:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Going viral on Twitch:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Trending via Reddit:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Trending via Pinterest:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Breaking via Messenger:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Shared recently on X:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Just shared via YouTube:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Just landed via Telegram:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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