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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Shared recently on Messenger:

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Trending via TikTok:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Seen just now on Slack:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Just shared via Telegram:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Going viral on TikTok:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Spotted on X:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Spotted on TikTok:

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Just landed via Discord:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Making waves on TikTok:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Just landed via Instagram:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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