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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Share →: Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette
6 months ago
Share →: If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Ah, trying to put clothes on a toddler is the real-life exorcism we weren't prepared for! It's a battle of wills filled with flailing arms, wails of protest, and a force field of pure stubbornness! 👹👚✨ #ToddlerExorcism #ParentingLife

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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